The worst sign, I always say, is when all your fantasies suddenly become very, very simple - almost innocent - in nature; when the idea of a stolen kiss, a hot hand on a waist or an accidental moment of nudity is enough to fuel whole mad sprees of the kitten-killing sin.
Great, now I'm horny as hell with no girlfriend far and wide.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Poor Toni. Poor kittens. And it makes you go blind, too, you know.
ReplyDeleteI know. What will my life be like when I can't look at your tie anymore?
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