When I got back home at around noon I was starving, so I went into the kitchen and got a Cadbury's Wispa, sat down and started eating it. In came Joey, still in his dressing gown.
"Back so soon? You were only gone an hour or so. What have you got there? Is that chocolate?"
"Mm. A Wispa. Do you want some?"
He bent over towards the bar to take a bite. Then a thought occurred to me.
"Oh wait, actually" I said, "You might prefer to take a bite out of the other end."
He looked at me. I took the chocolate out of the wrapper and turned it around and offered it to him again.
"Oh... God... Have you just had a cock in your mouth?" he asked.
"Look. This end is fine," I said brightly, "It's perfectly safe. There's no cock poison on it. I promise."
"No thanks. No, really. I think I'll just leave it."
I shrugged. And carried on eating. He does very well, does Joey.