I've worked and worked and worked all year, but I haven't been able to take even a penny as salary for eight months so far - and counting. All I can do as the months go by is try to keep my head above water and cover my fixed costs. My savings are all used up. Almost exclusively on food. I have nothing left to show for all my years of hard work.
The lovingly kitschified Polaroid below is dedicated to the German tax authorites, who - just as I was beginning to find hope - presented me with a bill that came straight from the land of gnomes and goblins. In lieu of the payment I cannot possibly make, I shall be skipping over to their offices with this Polaroid and slipping it into their letterbox.
Now come and get me, you fucking munchkins.